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Cursing Calories Keychain- Funny Hand Stamped Gifts - Curse Word Keychain
$20.00

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If you curse like a motherfucker, this keychain is definitely for you!  You don't, WHAT??? Well I'm sure you know someone else who does!

Things you should know: 

  • 2" aluminum dog tag
  • hand stamped as shown "if cursing like a motherfucker burned calories, I'd weight like 8 fucking pounds"

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.

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